I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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