am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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