so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
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