I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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