No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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