How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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