i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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