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party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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