if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
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