So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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