I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
they need to just BURY HIM!
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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