Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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