I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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