Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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