why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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