When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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