youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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