you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
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