oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
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