well most of my day revolves around power hour
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I licked your asshole in confidence.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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