I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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