he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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