Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
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