Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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