He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I don't think brook has ever known best
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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