Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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