It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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