So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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