they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
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