The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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