? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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