She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
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