My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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