Fuck appropriateness.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
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