I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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