So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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