do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
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