her vagine was all disorganized.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
she looked like the before picture.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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