but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Randomize
