butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
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