I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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