weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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