We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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