I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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