I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
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