But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Panties = found
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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