there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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