Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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