I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
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