Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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