FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
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