It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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