Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
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