Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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