So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
So many bounce houses so little time
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
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