ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
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