That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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