so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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