somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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