Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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